Some of my children grow the most ridiculously long nails and some of them are simply shudder worthy to look at and think about hygiene-wise. Anyhow, I have a little pair of nail clippers in my desk and manicure these things when I remember. I am cutting one of my boy’s nails and I say to him:

Man bud, I think your nails grow faster than your hair! You should tell them to stop growing.”

(Pauses and looks at me quizzically)

I can’t do that.”

“Why not?”

“They can’t talk!”


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