I find a 5 year old crying on the playground…
Me: What is the matter?
Kid 1: My friends said they hate me and never want to play with me ever again.
Me: Let’s go find them. (Find them hiding). Girls, why wont you let her play?
Kid 2 & 3: She cheated in hide and seek. She only counted to 4 instead of 20.
Me: (To Kid 1) Can you count to 20?
Kid 1: No.
Me: How about 10?
Kid 1: Yes.
Me: Well lets do 10 then. Is that okay girls?
Merrily sing “Yes!” and run away, happy as Larry!